Eggonaut o_0
So the teacher called me this morning and said, "Tucker's science project was due today, did he forget to bring it?"
No, he didn't forget to bring it, he didn't do it. His Mom didn't know anything about it. And no, we haven't spent the last three weeks testing our design.
But, but, but ... I sent home the green - you have to remember it was a LIME GREEN paper - almost three weeks ago.
Let's see, that was the week that Tucker was home sick every single day with the flu. No green paper, lime or otherwise, and I didn't know anything about this.
Well, I'm sure it was written in his planner.
Look, I don't know if it was written in his planner (although I didn't see any note about anything except that he was having a bad day and asked to please sit in the dark closet) or maybe it was tattooed on his butt, which I also rarely see, but the bottom line is that I didn't know about the project. When is it due.
Well, it was supposed to be due tomorrow, but the kids were supposed to bring it today for safety inspection.
Fine, what's the project.
We're going to drop an egg off the roof. You design a container - can't use tupperware - and it can't be any larger than a 6x6 cube. And the egg can't break.
Fine, it will be there in the morning.
Well, Mrs. Verrette, most of the parents have been testing their designs for weeks now. (OH, I hate that tone of voice.)
Fine, it will be there in the morning, and our egg won't break.
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I know that the teacher thinks I'm a loser mom. I kind of don't care what she thinks. The fact is that we can do a project like this with one brain tied behind our back. Stopped off at the UPS store and bought the small cube container $1.36. Went to Jo Ann Fabrics and got the 3 inch thick foam padding for a chair cushion $9.99. Also picked up some really cool metallic dragon stickers - I'll let you guess why I was drawn to the dragons $.89. I took long stips of batting from my quilting supplies (yes, I really do quilt in my spare time) and made a coil. Placed foam in the bottom, then coil, then foam. That egg won't be moving. And $12.24 plus tax later - we have science project. With dragons.
PS - I checked the kid's planner - there was no note about the project. So there.
The kid is addicted to Doritos ... what can I say?
Happy Wednesday Everyone
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