April 27, 2007
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Hypothetically Speaking
If you were someone really enlightened - say for instance - Jesus. And you found out on Friday, April 27 that the public school counselor responsible for making sure that the teachers followed the 504 accommodations for your Autistic Child didn't KNOW that your child HAD a 504 plan. And further more, if that counselor suggested to you that perhaps your child should be tested because he displayed autistic type behavior --- how long would it take you --- being an enlightened person --- to graduate from remedial cursing to the kind of cursing that would cause swarms of locusts to appear? Hypothetically speaking.
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One slow blink of the eyes. (just for effect, you understand.)
can time be measured in that short an instance?
...no, I didn't think so! :forkoff:
remedial cursing?
oh...lemme see...i'm pretty sure i'd bypass the remedial and immediately display my advanced degree in cursing.
i've been reading harry potter...my first thought was...get a wand.
Probably .04 seconds. But that's just me, I'm not really that enlightened.
That is so sad that kind of uninformed stuff goes on. Judi
I like the wand idea but I am pretty sure I would use it in ways that Harry Potter has never imagined! :hammer:
It might take me a second or two to say anything at all, but after that I'd go straight to the advanced cursing. (A favorite curse of mine is from the movie Kismet: "May your taxes increase!")
:forkoff: Oh my gosh, I know the feeling. The last IEP school meeting I went to, one of Kira's teachers was suprised she had adhd, she just thought of her as flighty
h-no: I've got to get into the habit of emailing the teachers for both kids to explain things to them. Jimmy has a 504 too. Schools don't always have the best communication.
I had found your site by way of another xangan - although I do not quite recall who.
I do read your blog, though have, so far, not commented.
I think I would graduate in all of a nanosecond from one to the other.
Oh man...you gotta be kidding. I'd bypass the cursing and go straight the slugging.
:forkoff::forkoff::forkoff::forkoff::forkoff::forkoff::forkoff::forkoff::forkoff::forkoff::forkoff::forkoff::forkoff::forkoff::forkoff::forkoff::forkoff::forkoff::forkoff::forkoff::forkoff::forkoff::forkoff:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WTF? :forkoff:
I'd be CRAZY out of my head. :forkoff:
How you doing?
faster than the words came out of the mother(HEEHAW)'s mouth...
:forkoff: :forkoff: :forkoff: :forkoff: :forkoff: :forkoff:
FARGIN' BASTIGES!!!
if I were Jesus, I would still not be able to curse because I'd have gone apoplectic at the incompetence I was witnessing. When I got myself calmed down enough, I'd turn that counselor to a slug.
and them I'd step on and squish her on my way out.
that's IF I were Jesus.
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