June 13, 2006

• Tales from the Other Side

  
  

  Tucker:  Hey Dad, What time is lunch?
  
  Dad:  Noon

  
  

  T: What time is it now?

  
  

  D: 5:30 am.

  
  

  T: So that's what like six more hours?!?

  
  

  Silence

  
  

  T: Hey, Dad.  Just to let you know, it's 7:15 now.
  
  T: Hey Dad.  My watch says 8:48.

  
  

  *****

  
  

  11:45 a.m.  Dad serves lunch

  
  

  T: Well, I guess it's okay, but my lunch alarm didn't go off yet.

  
  

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  I had a fabulous conversation with Tucker earlier today.  He called the cat for me, "Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty ..."  I asked him whether that worked and he said, "No, it makes the cat run away, but I wanted you to know I'm trying to get him here for you."  He finally cornered the cat and then held the phone to the cat's head so I could hear him purr while Tucker stroked his back. 

  
  

  Turns out that Tucker really likes the cat, but there's a problem with his language.  See he has this book "Pussycat's Christmas" and so from that book he says ... pussy cat.  Well, he's now saying pussy for short.  So he was explaining that a healthy hamster has a dry nose and he thinks the same may be true for the pussy.  Dry pussy is good and wet pussy is bad.   

  
  

  I thought I was going to choke.  Yep, it's good he's at his dad's now. 

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