February 13, 2004
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At the Oddest Moments ...
My cell phone rings. It's always interesting who calls me at what time. Tonight my sister, Sam called. She had a bad day, it was a long story, but the bottom line was that she needed to be cheered up and she wanted me to tell her a joke. I'm not sure why she called me. I only know one joke. I think I used to know a second one, but I can't remember now what it might have been, so maybe I'm wrong about that.
Anyway, it's kind of cool that I got to bring out my joke and make her laugh.
Comments (14)
Oh, I can never remember jokes either. Just bits of a joke.. which isnt funny at all.
Glad you remembered one for your sis!
I heard thousand of jokes in my life and I am unable to memorize them . Only one or two . We are tooo much serious Terri .
Love
Michel
That's cool she called you. I'm glad you had a joke to tell her.
'Tis kind of cool....
That's what sisters are for!
I don't know any jokes either. I seriously need a book of 'em or something.
Hey, you made ME laugh, too, reminding me of the one joke I know. Thank you kindly.
D. and I laugh about how I have no memory, so he can tell the same jokes over and over and I'll always think they are new!
Glad you were able to pull through for your sis.
One of my greatest joys in life is to bring joy to others. Good job. (By the way, as you know, it doesn't always take a joke, but sometimes a joke is what it takes.)
Mike
Next time she calls...here's a joke---
A nigger and a WOP are arguing about who's got the biggest dick. They keep talking shit until they get to a bridge, and one of them says--Man, I gotta take a piss.
The other one says---Me too.
So they whip out their dicks and proceed to piss, and as they were pissing, one of them says---This water sure is cold.
The other replies---Yeah, and it's DEEP too
[Bastardization of a perfectly good Richard Pryor joke]
Happy VD
I need a joke
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