February 11, 2003

  • Grapenuts are truly nasty


    I thought it would be nice to try adding a few of the things that my doctor recommends I include in my diet to improve the state of my health.  I can report that Grapenuts are every bit as nasty as I've always imagined them  to be.  Suckers are to milk like cockroaches are to radiation - unaffected.  The roof of my mouth feels abused and my taste buds are insulted.  Great, now I'm starting off the day with my body irritated at the world in general and me in particular.


    I hate starting my day in a bad mood.  Left to my own devices I wake up happy, sunny, cheerful even.   I've toned it down over the years, but in the early days of our relationship, it was quite the cross for Tim to bear.  He'd reach for his shades in the morning and I'd try not to beam in his direction with full force until after his second cup of coffee.


    These days I'm not nearly so rough on the nerves of the naturally grumpy.  In fact, some days I worry that I'm in danger of becoming the naturally grumpy.  Then I take a look around and usually within a very short time I see something completely absurd that tickles my funny bone and reminds me that my life is good and the world is a wonder-ful, whimsical, playful place to be if I'm willing to let go of my small pettinesses and go with it.


    My dog is approximately 4 pounds (she's a little overweight, but don't say anything to her, I'm afraid she's sensitive on the topic of those hips) of pure attitude.  Tim is 6 feet 7 inches of manly stoicism.  Every now and then, Simone gets the idea that she can take him down.  Last night he played along.  She barked and leapt and pounced (at least that's what I think she thought she was doing, from our point of view it looked like one of those fuzzy wind-up dogs they set yipping in the doorway of the toy store at the mall.)  Tim allowed himself to be "pulled" to the floor where she promptly seated herself on his chest with a ferocious growl to conclude the performance.


    THYRIO had a marvelous blog last week, I think it was on Friday about the scale of existence between quarks, humans, and God.  Simone probably hadn't read it.  But, she aptly illustrated his point about the absurdity of humanity thinking there's anything we can do to influence God apart from His cooperation with the project.  What's the point of trying to be good, toe the line, live by impresive rules and regulations unless God has the desire, capacity and ability to bend down through the continuum and engage with us in a way that is meaningful.  Even my use for the pronoun His is fraught with absurdity.  For humans to assign gender to God is about as significant to reality as a couple of subatomic particles referring to humans as Positive or Negative.  Simply because their charge is significant to them, as our sex is to us doesn't mean that the use of a gender pronoun in regard to God means anything other than my inability to transcend the language I speak. 


    Paul Tillich, the masterful theologian, wrestled with the limitations of using language to refer to God.  He said that "the question of the existence of God can be neither asked nor answered.  If asked, it is a question about that which by its very nature is above existence, and therefore the answer - whether negative or affirmative - implicitly denies the nature of God.  It is as atheistic to affirm the existence of God as it is to deny it.  God is being-itself, not a being."  Before we gather the judges for the heresy trial of a theologian who says God does not exist, I hope we can take a minute to recognize that his statement isn't as absurd as it first appears.  It operates as a repudiation of every form of belief in a finite diety.  Tillich means, not that the term "God" refers to an unreal concept, but that the reality to which the term refers is not merely one among others.  God is not the first or the highest being, but rather the ground and source of all being. Tillich was emphasizing the point that the creator and the created cannot be said to exist in precisely the same sense.


    The existence of a quark and the existence of a human are not precisely the same.  The existence of Simone and the existence of Tim are not precisely the same.  The existence of God is so far off the scale of existence as we have the capacity to understand it that all the philosophy, theorizing, dogma and doctrine we generate cannot help but revealing the foolishness of man.  No wonder prophets have said that "all our righteousness is as filthy rags" and "the wisdom of this world is foolishness in God's sight." 


    After all, in a world where we have hundreds of thousands of marvelous tasty delicious things to eat, and still the people who manufacture Grapenuts are making money.  How smart could we be?


    I feel much better now.

Comments (29)

  • I LIKE grapenuts.  (sorry; just couldn't resist -- and it's true )

  • grapenuts with milk and banana slices is one of my all-time favorite meals. anything that tastes and crunches like gravel -- just has to be good for ya!

    thanks for the link. i reckon that, just thinking about God, whether it's religious-y or the kinda crap I do, is a means of serving God....

  • You forgot to add a hint of sugar...and let them soak in the milk for a touch, to take the edge off 'em.

  • I have not had a bowl in years....

    Lets hope a passing ship has some to plunder!!!

    Sail on... sail on!!!

  • Ok, I have to say that you must try grapenuts again... but heat up the grapenuts, milk and a little dash of sugar in the microwave...  I'm sure it will at least be a little bit better, perhaps a lot bit better

    The way you went from grapenuts to Simone to deep theology then back again to grapenuts... simply amazing

  • They tear up my mouth too and I have never like them.

    The existence of God is so far off the scale of existence as we have the capacity to understand it that all the philosophy, theorizing, dogma and doctrine we generate cannot help but revealing the foolishness of man. 

    Oh, LOL. This has got to be so true.

  • I agree about grapenuts, but have heard that if you let them soak in milk for a week, they soften to the consistency of ... soft gravel?

    I had to read aloud about the dog attacking the husband. My husband got a kick out of it. I like the comparisons, too. Food for thought. (And way better food than grapenuts.)

  • I think God (Non-gendered)Self said it best in Exodus (I believe?): I AM. That's all there is to it. I agree with the point about gendering also: It's a ludicrous exercise in futility, as are all human discussions on the nature of God, since the created, by definition, must possess a lesser scope of knowledge than the Creator.

    Such is the allure of author-hood: In writing, we become "sub-creators... the God of our own private universe," as Tolkien said. But our creations can never be as "real" as the nonfictional "reality" we live in, and in the same sense we can never be as completely "real" as God.

    I don't believe I ever had Grapenuts. But they make Cheerios with real berries inside now, and I'm about to try some

  • I used to like Grapenuts when I was a kid, but I haven't had any for years....

  • Grapenuts heated?  good lord, my stomach went into immediate revolt at the idea.  I could go for the addition of bananas, especially if I'm able to toss the rest after I've eaten out all the bananas. 

    Semantics.  Semantics.  Semantics!!!!!  It's the iffy thing whenever discussing God and his posse of implications.  I don't think he'll care for the possible comparison with Grapenuts, though.....

  • Methinks I must have a bowl this morning

  • One person  mixes the Grapenuts with yogurt.  I tried it and it wasn't bad, if you like chewing rocks.

  • This is the only way I can eat Grapenuts and like it.  Nannaruth was close:  okay, plain yogurt about a cup or so, 1/4 cup grapenuts, 1 tsp or so vanilla flavoring, some artificial sweetner if you eat that.  Mix it all together, and let the grapenuts soften a bit (yes, they will soften) and it's a healthy treat that DOES taste good.  Bu then again, hey, I know you have a wheat grinder girl.   

    Great blog!  How smart could we be?

  • I like Grapenuts, cream, and lots of sugar. Let it sit for about 30 minutes. Yum. But for now, no grains, no sugar. I can drink all the cream I want to, but can't put in on anything but cheese, bacon, and eggs. Yuk!

  • Grapenuts = Gravel

    'nuff said eh?

    ~Maria

  • sorry... grapenuts with vanilla yogurt and some frozen pitted cherries, is uhm, like, a pretty tasty lo-cal dessert I've learned to love.

    (one's wine/ another's poison kinda stuff, I guess)

  • Yep.  Grape Nuts and yogurt.  Don't much care for either one alone:  Grape Nuts is nasty stuff, like eating twigs, and yogurts consistency makes me gag.  Mixing them helps immensely. 

  • I'm a lot like you in that I get up in a good mood, talkative and ready to take on the day.  I've had to watch myself though because Rhonda is exactly the opposite and needs a lot of time in the morning to get going.

  • Have fun! o/

    God Bless - Dale

  • My Mom is pretty big into health food, and I used to eat Grapenuts for breakfast sometimes...she'd also eat them with yogurt, and sometimes I did, too.  They're not too bad if you let them get soggy for a bit, but otherwise they're too crunchy to be much good!

  • I dont have time to CHEW grapenuts in the morning.

  • I'm with you on the grape nuts!!! And the thought of them soggy and hot..... YUCKO!!! I will stick with my Honey nut Cheerios!!! HEHEHEHE... This could be an ad for them.. heheh.. Hugs.. ROse

  • AMEN!

    Truly nasty things, those grapenuts are.

  • Sometime in the 80's I think they removed the sugar from Grapenuts to make them "healthier".  To me they've been totally inedible ever since.

  • Grapenuts are at the bottom of the taste continuum...

  • I feel better now too... your blog was super!

  • I love grapenuts and All Bran, and oats. Does that make me sound 'healthy', don't be fooled, cos no matter what I love I end up eating junk food anyway :)

  • UUmmm ..... I am an Apple Jacks girl myself. 

  • omigosh! OMIGOSH!  I actually have the BEST way in the world to have grapenuts.  Of course you have to like coffee but...hmmm...   Ready?  (my mom taught me this...she's from Minnesota...so be kind.)

    pour grape-nuts into a bowl (better than your hand)

    pour hot coffee over them.  just enough to come to the top of the cereal.

    let sit for...a little bit. (kind of like add a pinch...use your own judgement)

    drain off any excess coffee.  (note: grape-nuts will try to escape at this point...you might want to hold a spoon or a small plate on them to keep them under control.  remember, you are the grape-nut master.)

    add sugar.  (as IF)

    add milk.  (eh...you'd want the milk to be substantial.  not some mealy amount like my mom did.)

    voila!  the best freakin' grapenuts in the free world!  Girl Scout promise.  give it a shot. you won't be sorry even if you're a tea drinker.

    oh and I have a recipe for grapenut/banana bars if you're interested.  let me know.

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